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Finally! Could you
close the door, please?

2
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- Yeah, close the door!
- Just sit down!

3
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As you guys may or may not know,
it's Pops' birthday tomorrow.

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I was planning on
getting him something nice

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from the arts and crafts
fair last Saturday,

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but, nothing really stood out.

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Has anybody gotten him anything yet?

8
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No.

9
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Why am I not surprised?

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Ideas? Anybody?

11
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How about one of them
Jeff Forgeman grills?

12
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That's actually not a bad idea,

13
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but Pops has been
watching his cholesterol.

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Doctor's orders. What else?

15
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How about we get him
some new gardening tools?

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Well, maybe.

17
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It's just, he gets new
gardening tools all the time.

18
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What about some horseback lessons?

19
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Please tell me you're joking.

20
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Well, no. Isn't he into that?

21
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Don't you remember?

22
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That's the exact same
gift we got him last year.

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Psht!

24
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Don't "psht" me! I don't hear
you coming up with anything!

25
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Yeah, but at least I didn't say
the same thing we got him last year!

26
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Hello? May I please enter?

27
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Just a second!

28
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Okay. You can come in now.

29
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Oh! What's everybody doing in here?

30
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Oh, hey Pops. We were just...

31
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going over the schedule.

32
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No!

33
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We were talking about how no one knows
what to get you for your birthday.

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Muscle Man, what are you doing?!

35
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I'm saying what's on my mind, bro.

36
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I'm just real like that.

37
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You want to know what to
get me for my birthday?

38
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Well, that's quite simple.

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What is it, Pops?

40
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A pair of fuzzy dice
from the Fun Fun Zone.

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Fuzzy dice?

42
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Yes! They're so much fun!

43
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But alas, the only way to get
them is to win a million tickets.

44
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I'm afraid I'm not very good
at throwing Skeeze Ballz.

45
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Well, fuzzy dice it is.

46
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Yeah, but I'm not going
to the Fun Fun Zone.

47
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Yeah, me neither. I
can't stand that place.

48
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All those nasty kids...

49
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Yeah, and talk about
sub-standard pizza.

50
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And what about that
annoying animatronic band?

51
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Awful. Alright, alright.

52
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Look, I don't like the Fun
Fun Zone any more than you do.

53
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But if Pops wants those fuzzy dice,

54
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then we're gonna get
him those fuzzy dice!

55
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Let's get this over with.

56
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Excuse me! Where do
you think you're going?

57
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We're just here to get some fuzzy dice.

58
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I'm sorry, but you must accompany
at least one child to enter.

59
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Aw, come on! We're just
here buy the dice and leave.

60
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Oh, I can't bend the rules for you, sir.

61
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Because it just wouldn't be a "Fun
Fun Zone" without fun fun rules.

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Man, how are we supposed
to get those dice now?

63
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I think I have an idea.

64
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Hey, I already told you that
you need a kid to get in!

65
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What's up, man?

66
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Okay! Go on in, folks!
Have a great time!

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Let's just find the
dice and get out of here.

68
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May I help you?

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Yeah, hi. We would like a
pair of fuzzy dice, please.

70
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That'll be one million tickets.

71
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No. We're actually gonna
be paying with cash.

72
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How much is that gonna
be? Ten, fifteen bucks?

73
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One million tickets, sir.

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If you like all our prizes,
our items are on the wall.

75
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Well, can we just buy the tickets?

76
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Tickets are a penny each.

77
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Nice, what's that, like, ten bucks?

78
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Dude, it's not ten bucks.
It's ten thousand dollars.

79
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Wow, really?

80
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Alright, bad news, everybody.

81
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We're gonna to have to win some
tickets if we're gonna get those dice.

82
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Yeah, we were right here the whole time.

83
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It's go time!

84
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Alright, guys, I got some bad news.

85
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We're 20,000 tickets
short of the fuzzy dice.

86
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And what's worse, is that
we only have one token left.

87
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But I've noticed one game that

88
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gives us a lot more
tickets than all the others.

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Skeeze Ballz.

90
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This will have to be a team effort.

91
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The faster we go, the more
chances to throw the balls we get.

92
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So I want everyone to line
up, and when the balls drop--

93
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When the game starts,

94
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you throw, and get back in line.

95
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Now let's roll!

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Hurry!

97
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Come on, Mordecai, sink it!

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One million tickets.

99
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What would you like?

100
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We'll take the fuzzy dice.

101
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For Pops.

102
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- Alright, for Pops!
- Fuzzy dice for Pops!

103
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We did it!

104
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Now, we can give these to Pops.

105
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Sorry, but you ain't
giving nothing to nobody.

106
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- What did you say?
- What do you mean?

107
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Aw, what?!

108
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Let's get 'em!

109
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Give us back the dice!

110
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Give us... the... dice!

111
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Back off, creep!

112
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They're getting away!

113
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Through there!

114
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- Stop the car!
- I'm trying!

115
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Go, go, go!

116
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What was that?!

117
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Give us back our dice!

118
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We won them fair and square!

119
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There's no way you're
getting these dice.

120
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Now get out of the way
before somebody gets hurt!

121
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What could you possibly
want with fuzzy dice?

122
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Well, ten years ago, we knocked
over at big city jewelers,

123
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and we made off with millions
worth of uncut diamonds.

124
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And those diamonds are in those dice.

125
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Shut up, Louie!

126
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I remember reading about that!

127
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- That was you?
- Yeah, that's right.

128
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We've been laying low for ten long years

129
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waiting for the statute on limitations
for grand larceny to run out.

130
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And it was supposed to
end tonight at midnight.

131
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Until you clowns came
along and ruined everything!

132
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Can't we just have the
dice without the diamonds?

133
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It's too late. And you know too much.

134
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Hey, give that back!

135
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Alright! No more games!

136
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No, don't!

137
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This is the FBI. You're surrounded!

138
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Get on the ground, now!

139
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Targets are considered hostile,
repeat, targets are considered hostile.

140
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Copy that.

141
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Uh, what do we do, boss?

142
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We'll do what we were made to do:

143
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show these folks a fun time.

144
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Funny, I was thinking
exactly the same thing.

145
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Well then, I guess it's showtime!

146
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Gun!

147
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Eat that, sucker!

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Smoke 'em.